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WARNING: FIREWORKS ARE DANGEROUS! Friends, Ole Cuzz got in the jail for selling whiskey to minors and smoking in a firecracker factory so he’s took to providing quality merchandise in a fancy web store of quality action stuff. All Ole Cuzz’s prices always include shipping within the confidental United States. How bout that now! Ole Cuzz will take care of ye.
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Item 13) IGNO-PAK Volume 1) OUT OF PRINT
WARNING: Adults Only.
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This master volume is dedicated to hard core cult fans, the dedicated heads in the Ga Ga Underground. No longer restricted to the lysol sippin crowd, you too may deal in hyper silly audial experiments at home, until banned. "There is an indication of a problem in the main fuse panel of society - listening to these torchered, abnormal skits and docu-fictorial malarky. (quote furnished by Ole Cuzz's hired nerd...what does he know?). 12 classic cult favorites in a "whole enchilado-esque" master compilation will git ye ready for a reality axis laser re-alignment. 12 cassettes ~ Free Catalouge.........$100.00
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ODELL HOTEL does UNDERGROUND NATIONAL ARCHIVES IGNO PAK: Big 6 Volume 2) Bold and twisted stories of draino vapor coal country, redneck astronauts, and touch-nuclear football, seem to set an off balance world right again. Compiled in this NEW, convenient "Igno-Pak" are 6 reality warping audial experiments assigned to test for critical cranial tolerance. Not cybernetic snake oil or that after 12 jazz, O'Dell Hotel will cast you FREE to the glory land with soul shifting sensations, feet still here on earth! The whole schmear....... $50 Bucks! NOTE: It aint worth it, but thats what it costs. You get Tales of the Hive, The Legend of Jurri Huskee, BigFoot, Butch Sessions, Voice of America, and Hotel After Hours. Hummm.... mite be cuul.
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Item # 16) The Soul Charmettes
You asked for them and they are back, back to make your rear view smell putty goood. Circa 70's musk-scent car air freshener.....$5.00 each. Please, limit (1) per customer. |
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 TALES OF THE HIVE:
KingSnake hillbilly brother "Little Sodi" tells the Tales of
the Hive, and These Bugs. Set in a fort sander’s slum, he narrates
these here rancid fables that illustrate the plight of four irradated hilbillies
looking to hovel. Experience as they did the psychological war with the
powerful rental skag, and the unearthly shock waiting for them at the HIVE!
WARNING: Alternative Humor Brown Bag Cassette Tape:...........$7.95 |
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WARNING: VooDoo curses occasionally reverse. See HooDoo.
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Terrorist Cookbook of the Ninties: With excerpts from the US Army Chemical Warfare Training Manual. Recipes for some of the most dastardly doins ever to hit a hick pick nick. VooDoo munitions & demon delicacies such as: Power Projection Beans, The Day After Deviled Eggs, Texas Chain Saw Chili, and instructions on military style delivery techniques. A gas at your next party. Great as a GAG gift. $8.95. (example of the BS inside) |
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Item 9) GAG POSTER PACK: This gag poster pack is what the world has been waiting for. It’ll make yee gagg. Bio-Hazard warnings for your roomate’s refridgerator, Ad for removing VooDoo curses, Keep out of Jail poster, "Go Back to Communizm Now! while there’s still time." Tag a friend’s auto window with Red-Neck Sighting Marker, "Listen to Fresh Bullshit Only", 10 posters and cutouts for fun and relaxation, great for office at the Ole Cuzz price of $10.95 |
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Item 10) HOW TO MAKE G00D WHUSKEY HANDBOOK: By Ole Cuzz. Ole Cuzz wuddun wasting his time sitting on his ass in the jail. He’s got ye clear details of how to go about making some of the finest Tennessee Corn Likuor’e that ever been drank in drawin’s and even recipes, whuskey still illegal though. Idees on how to ramp up the alkeehol content in damn the stuff ... CHECKIT: Secret Ancient Fire Water recipe! Takes a while...to get the best... hit over 200 proof!..........$8.95 (Yankee Favorite*)
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 Item 11) THE WEENER MIND OFFICIAL RULES BOOK: Here it is in plain english! The official rules book for the weener mind game originating from the Atomic City. Also variations on the game such as Weener Ball, and Weener Fireball! $6.75 includes postage |
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HOW TO ORDER: Please indicate quanities of each item. Cuzz aint got esp, caint see all that well. Use Item number if theres any doubt. Come on now, there a bunch of kids up par needs feedin’. Come on now... Them kids are a-starvin.
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Item #15) 
Out of lower Louisiana comes the inspriation for
this exciting game & action set Doc
Gotreaux's Black MaJic Set. Here is your kit to
begin your journey into black magic and altered
states. You get one untamed mojo bag, a Dakota Witches Wand and sack of sun
bleached throw bones, assorted Voodoo charms, thrice blessed by Preist dice and
curse ball. Thats not all... you also get recipes for ready made non-satanic
curses. Have you tried a Lemon Standby? It works!...(Kit) .......$45.00.
Name, Address, City, State, (If within USA) Zip Code,
item number - quanity,